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Christmas Wrap

by Thug Shells

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Who needs Bublé when you got the Bubbly Gangster, back with Shade K to bring you a bangin' holiday speshell!

Thug Shells and Santa got a long night of delivers ahead of em, but they will do ANYTHING to make sure everyone gets breakbeats on Christmas Day!

lyrics

Dear Santa, Where you at?
When you comin’ down my chimney stack
I got some breaks for you that really slap
Christmas ain’t about the presents its about how they are wrapped


Santa’s jolly cuz he knows where da hoe’s at
This wraps holly cuz we know where the flows at
Move yo’ body don’t be a froze cat
Thugs n kisses I’ll be where da mistletoes at (kisses)

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum for Christmas
More like egg nog, we barely begun the Wishlist
Make ya head nod ya turkeys lookin’ delicious (turkey noise)
Shaking them bods and twerkin’ it so ridiculous

[Siiiigggh] If only the world could know. (SIGH)
That all you needs a little dancings to wake up your soul.
If we showed all of the naughty kids love instead of coal
Then we’d be teaching kindness isn’t that the goal?! (Awww)

Music is medicine that’s why I’m crediting
My smile ear to ear to the tunes on the discs I’m peddling
If the reindeer need petting then make a quick stop in Edmonton
I’ll load you up breaksbeats if you needed help getting them

A lot of people think that you’re fictitious
But I can’t help but want to send my wishes. (Magic noise)
I know you’re probably busy on your expedition…
But I got some bangers, Christmas edition.

GASP oh dear. Woaaaah OH MY
Look up outside, who’s that so fly ?! (Jingle)
Is that a herd of reindeer with some guy in the sky ?
So I gave him a wave In the nick of time.

(Jingle bells plus breaks) I see him slamming’ the breaks,
His beats are banging, and he’s jamming out - to Christmas wrap - WAIT
So Santa’s not fake - he’s in my driveway.
He jingled all the way to say “Can I have a mixtape” ?

Oh my goodness, this is quite unexpected
[ I dropped by your hoodness cuz you wraps quite festive]
And I have a mission… the elves have requested
that I get some breakbeats, so the world can send it!]

Dear Santa, Where you at?
When you comin’ down my chimney stack
I got some breaks for you that really slap
Christmas ain’t about the presents its about how they are wrapped


You and I are similar Santa, for instance
We both into wrap delivered mint condition.
[Knock Knock?] who’s there? [Merry]… MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Or Married to the game… [So am I] We’re not different.

OF COURSE I’ll help you! It would be rude-olph me not to!
Breakbeats for breakfast, and I’m prepped for ROUND TWO. [ding ding}
I got some jingles for you Kringle, they’re brand new.
Let’s get em pumpin’ out yo’ sleigh for yo’ whole crew

[Crisp like Christmas Day.]
Santa watcha say?
[The World needs this, eh]
808s are grea]
[Let’s make like turbo and jingle all the way]
Ima be real cliché, and say we gonna sleigh

You’re guiding giddy up we low riding.
Dome’s are chrome shining, MUSH, let’s get flyin’
Let’s give the gift of presence we’ll wrap it up with nice rhyming
Dancer and Prancer think it’s dashing’ I’m double timing.

Tie it up with reminders that life is about the moments
You share with the ones you love, that’ll warm the hearts of the coldest
I KNOW if we bring em music, they’ll dance it up with their closest.
Take it back to yes y’allin and holding’ on to what’s golden

Shoutout to your elves who been slavin’ way all year
Time to kick it up to first gear, make all the bad disappear!
reindeer like what they hear, let’s deliver this cheer.
Shell’s callin’ shot gun, so’ Santa can steer.


And we have joined forces, we’re a coalition!
Cept scraping’ the coal - breakbeats are our mission!
I’ll wrap it with joy - in true Christmas tradition.
Its our time to spread cheer, to all those that will listen!

Tell MRS. Clause, ya might be home late.
we can’t pause, it’ll be worth the wait .
Time to deliver a wackloooad of mixtapes.
Cuz EVERYONE deserves breaks on Christmas Day!

credits

released December 21, 2020
Shade K

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Thug Shells Edmonton, Alberta

Freestyle rapper/DJ is the bubbliest gangster Canada's got, 100% banging beats only! Expect to be fed breakbeats, delicious hip hop, drizzled in drum and bass!
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